In this carnival, I’m giving away the best sex toys on earth — as judged by my discerning genitals. I’ve got everything from vibrators to dildos to butt stuff to penis toys to harnesses to gender products, plus gift cards for the indecisive and a porn membership for the pervs! There are even a bunch of “winner’s choice” prizes, where you can win any sex toy you desire from the catalogs of Womanizer, Vixen Creations, New York Toy Collective, and Split Peaches. [Skip straight to the giveaway widget here.] G Spot Dildos
Not only is the blooming flower design of the Iris super pretty to look at (masturbating with a flower is girly AF and I love it), but those ridges feel great in your vagina. This toy is big at 9 inches long, but it's still quiet and operates on a few different modes so you can make sure you get the best orgasm possible. The tip is curved for some really great clit stimulation, and then those fake vibe petals feel great if you're into internal stimulation. It's also rechargeable, which is truly 🙌. Adam And Eve Sex Toys

To go along with the Afterglow Massage Oil Candle (or just on its own), the Contour M is a great rubbing stone for couples massage. Straight up, sometimes our partners want us to rub their backs, but we're feeling tired and kind of lazy and don’t want to show it. This stone is the savior. It cuts down the work, while also giving your partner a strong, enjoyable massage (which probably beats your lazy hands, anyway). Plus, the Contour M holds to body temperature, and is ergonomic.  Sex Toys Kit
Sex toys are a fantastic and affordable way to spice up one’s sex life without venturing outside of the relationship, or inviting a third party to join in on the sexy festivities. Since both of these previous sexual seasoning methods come with their own set of complications that can lead toward a relationship’s demise, we consider sex toys to be a safe alternative — literally. (Sex toys don’t come with their own set of feelings, preferences, or STIs, making them fun for everyone.) Although some men may view sex toys as a threat to their own lovemaking skills, studies show that the idea is becoming less intimidating and more broadly accepted. Strapless Strap On
Dildos are commonly seen as toys that women use alone, and while they can certainly serve the purpose of helping satisfy a solo woman, there’s a lot more to these classic toys than meets the eye. In fact, many men and couples use dildos for pleasure in the bedroom as well. No matter what you’re looking for, Jack and Jill have a perfect dildo for you, from a dragon dildo to a double dildo to use with a partner and more. Glass Dildoes
BDSM isn’t for everyone, but if you’re curious about trying it in the bedroom, then Spencer’s is a great place to start. If you’re looking to experiment, we encourage you to get all tied up with bondage items like handcuffs, silk ties and ball gags that push the boundaries. Once you feel comfortable with handcuffs or wrist restraints, you can take it up a notch in any way you’d like. Maybe you’re ready for the ball gag and blindfold, or you want your lover to try spanking you with a paddle while you have nipple clamps on. No matter how soft or intense you want to go, Spencer’s has everything you need to get your pleasurable night started.
The Hitachi Magic Wand is referred to as the "Cadillac of vibrators" for a reason. It's big, it's powerful, and it's reliable. Originally created to relax muscles, the wand quickly gathered a cult following as a vibrator for its undeniable ability to relax people (especially those with clits) in other ways. While the sex toy works wonders for solo play, it's fun to use in a relationship to help a partner with a vagina reach orgasm during penetrative sex. For those into BDSM, the magic wand is often used by the dominant on the submissive partner to bring the sub to orgasm while they're bound or tied up. Sex Toy
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