In this carnival, I’m giving away the best sex toys on earth — as judged by my discerning genitals. I’ve got everything from vibrators to dildos to butt stuff to penis toys to harnesses to gender products, plus gift cards for the indecisive and a porn membership for the pervs! There are even a bunch of “winner’s choice” prizes, where you can win any sex toy you desire from the catalogs of Womanizer, Vixen Creations, New York Toy Collective, and Split Peaches. [Skip straight to the giveaway widget here.] Dildos Glass
The Hitachi Magic Wand is referred to as the "Cadillac of vibrators" for a reason. It's big, it's powerful, and it's reliable. Originally created to relax muscles, the wand quickly gathered a cult following as a vibrator for its undeniable ability to relax people (especially those with clits) in other ways. While the sex toy works wonders for solo play, it's fun to use in a relationship to help a partner with a vagina reach orgasm during penetrative sex. For those into BDSM, the magic wand is often used by the dominant on the submissive partner to bring the sub to orgasm while they're bound or tied up.
After Nelson Mandela backed the anti-discrimination law that legalised sex toys,[8] "Adult World" was established in 1994 as South Africa's first sex shop. Adult World came to operate a total of 52 shops within South Africa and 15 shops in Australia.[9] Many religious Christian communities believed that the use of these adult lifestyle centres would lead to higher crime rates and attempted to organise mass demonstrations at their opening to force the closure of Adult World.[10] Adult Novelties Toys
  Using sex toys has many benefits, including perking up a dull sex life, adding sizzle to solo sex play, and increasing the chance of orgasm when it may be hard to peak. Using toys like dildos, vibrators, and male masturbators can increase sexual self esteem, and studies have proven that regularly using sex toys and other sex enhancers can even minimize daily aches and pains, including headaches, and bringing yourself to orgasm regularly can lessen stress and produce endorphins, creating a positive sensation (even more reason to make sex a priority!) Sex toys for men and women come in many shapes and sizes to produce the desired results in the most fun and effective way. Find a great selection of these types of toys and make sex play, whether alone or partnered, a brand new adventure.
If you’re looking to strengthen your Kegel muscles, which are part of your pelvic floor and may help enhance your orgasms, then Ben Wa balls can be your new best friend. These small spheres come in materials like high quality gold, and can both turn you on and help make sex feel even better. This unique, adult workout will tighten your muscles in all the right ways, while the feeling of these balls moving inside you will heighten your sexual pleasure and make your orgasms even better. Unlike most sex toys, Ben Wa Balls don't require batteries or charging time. All you need is the ball size of your choice, some alone time, and maybe a little bit of lube if you'd prefer. Vibrator Nipple
Dildos are obliquely referred to in Saul Bellow's novel The Adventures of Augie March (1953): "....he had brought me along to a bachelor's stag where two naked acrobatic girls did stunts with false tools".[25] A dildo called Steely Dan III from Yokohama appears in the William S. Burroughs novel The Naked Lunch (1959).[26][27] The rock band Steely Dan took their name from it. Male Strapons
If you're curious about adding BDSM to your relationship, but unsure of where to start, this starter kit is just what you need. It contains wrist and ankle cuffs, a padded leather blindfold, rope for tying one another up, a whip for light spanking, and a tickler for teasing. Just be sure to learn about some BDSM best practices, and then get ready to dip your toes into the world of kink.
Ideal for foreplay, the battery-free LUNA Beads are inspired by centuries-old Ben Wa balls, also known as geisha balls. Used to primarily promote stronger orgasms, the LUNA Beads consist of two balls which can be (vaginally) inserted together in their silicone harness, or solo with the retrieval cord. Inside the balls are weighted beads that swirl inside the body, promoting pleasurable kegel exercise for a tighter, stronger vagina. Though worn vaginally, these beads reap additional benefits during anal sex as well.
John Wilmot, the 17th century English libertine, published his poem Signor Dildo in 1673. During the Parliamentary session of that year, objections were raised to the proposed marriage of James, Duke of York, brother of the King and heir to the throne, to Mary of Modena, an Italian Catholic princess. An address was presented to King Charles on 3 November, foreseeing the dangerous consequences of marriage to a Catholic, and urging him to put a stop to any planned wedding '...to the unspeakable Joy and Comfort of all Your loyal Subjects." Wilmot's response was Signior Dildo (You ladies all of merry England), a mock address anticipating the 'solid' advantages of a Catholic marriage, namely the wholesale importation of Italian dildos, to the unspeakable joy and comfort of all the ladies of England:
According to the OED, the word's first appearance in English was in Thomas Nashe's The Choice of Valentines or the Merie Ballad of Nash his Dildo (c. 1593).[Note 1] The word also appears in Ben Jonson's 1610 play, The Alchemist. William Shakespeare used the term once in The Winter's Tale, believed to be from 1610 or 1611, but not printed until the First Folio of 1623.[Note 2]

Looking for the best sex toys for women? Whether you're a beginner, intermediate or advanced using a sex toy, you'll find exactly what your looking for in our Female Toy collection. The best pleasure toys for women include rabbit vibrators, G-spot vibrators and clitoral vibrators. But that's not all there is. The perfect female sex toy depends on the women, and that may not include a vibrator at all. We also have nipple toys, dildos, ben wa balls, anal toys and so much more. So go ahead and explore our massive collection of female sex toys and we guarantee you'll find what you're looking for! Dildo G Spot
The Bullet has earned its reputation for good reason: It's small enough to tuck into a pocket and take anywhere (making it a great option for globe-trotting couples), and it only costs $16 (but is made by one of the highest-quality sex-toy companies in the game, Jimmyjane). Opting for the Bullet is like getting your socks from Ralph Lauren. Sure, you could grab some from Hanes, but the few dollars extra is worth the added comfort.
For a truly hands-free experience, you and your lover should consider using a strap on. A strap on dildo attaches to you or your lover’s body, so that the other person can be penetrated either vaginally or anally. Some straps are also sold separately, and can be used with any dildo that’s compatible. Basically, as long as the dildo fits through the ring and is flared enough not to slip entirely out of the ring, then the dildo can be used with the strap on harness. The same goes for vibrating dildos, as well, which can provide even more sexual stimulation for you and your lover. So, whether you want a strap on, or just the harness, you’ll be able to find it right here at Spencer’s. 
Add some humor when you shop our fun and naughty Sex Games. With playful sex vouchers and games like Bedroom Commands Cards, you’ll always keep your partner laughing and on their toes. For something a little bit more sensual, you can check out any of our sexy foreplay games. Every relationship needs moments where you can be silly and sexy together, so why not treat you and your lover to something fun that could potentially turn into a steamy night of passion? From dice that will tell you what to do to certain parts of your partner’s body to naughty board games, there’s a little bit of everything for everyone right here at Spencer’s. G-Spot Dildos

What is a bachelorette party without an inflatable hunk? Our bachelorette party blow up dolls will make for a memorable party as we have all types of inflatable chaparones to help add laughter to the evening. Whether you are looking for a hunk, celebrity doll, willie inflatable, or female celebrity doll, we will have the best selection at discounted prices! No matter what, you receive 2 free bachelorette party gifts in your order as well as the opportunity for free shipping and no sales tax. Any way to help, we will add to make your bachelorette party a success! See our fine selection below of bachelorette party blow up dolls:
Conventionally, many dildos are shaped like a human penis with varying degrees of detail; others are made to resemble the phallus of animals. Not all, however, are fashioned to reproduce the male anatomy meticulously, and dildos come in a wide variety of shapes. They may resemble figures, or simply be practical creations which stimulate more easily than conventional designs. In Japan, many dildos are created to resemble animals or cartoon characters, such as Hello Kitty, so that they may be sold as conventional toys, thus avoiding obscenity laws. Some dildos have textured surfaces to enhance sexual pleasure, and others have macrophallic dimensions including over a dozen inches long.[2] Discounted Sex Toys

If your partner has a penis, this aptly-named "Clone-A-Willy" lets you create a silicone mold of it — one that vibrates. Ideal for couples in long-distance relationships, the toy comes in a variety of skin tones, so you can get as realistic as you'd like. (You also have the option to make it neon pink and glow-in-the-dark, which…yes.) If creating a penis clone sounds daunting, fear not: According to customer reviews, the Clone-A-Willy comes with detailed and easy to follow instructions. Big Vibrator
Edible markers are great fun when it comes to enjoying sex. Have an erogenous zone you’d like her to explore? Circle the zone and have her lick the flavored marker off of your naked body! No matter how you choose to express yourself with these play pens, you’re going to have some fun. In the pack, customers will receive: red (strawberry), green (green apple), blue (blue raspberry) and magenta (cherry).
At the middle market price-range ($100 to approximately $1,000), dolls are made of thicker vinyl or heavy latex without welded seams or a polyurethane and silicone mixture, typically surrounding a foam core. Most have plastic mannequin-style heads and styled wigs, plastic or glass eyes, and occasionally properly moulded hands and feet. Some vinyl dolls can contain water-filled body areas such as the breasts or buttocks. Latex dolls were made in Hungary, China and France but only the French manufacturer Domax now remains in production.[citation needed] Sex Toy Demonstrations
In Japan, sex dolls are known as "Dutch wives" (ダッチワイフ datchi waifu), which now refers to relatively inexpensive dolls. Their name originates from the term, possibly English, for the thick rattan or bamboo bolster, used to aid sleep in humid countries by keeping one's limbs lifted above sweaty sheets. Orient Industry is considered to be the leading manufacturer of high-end silicone dolls in Japan,[13] which started using another term "love dolls" (ラブドール rabu dōru) around 1998 to distinguish their dolls from the image of inflatable dolls associated with the term "Dutch wife".[14] The term has stuck and is now used generally to refer to any high-end product. There is a business, Doru no Mori (Doll Forest) in Tokyo, that rents love dolls and rooms to male customers.[15][16] In March 2007 the Japanese daily Mainichi Shimbun newspaper reported that there are also rental businesses that bring the dolls to the customer's home, and that the specialist love-doll magazine i-doloid has a print-run of 10,000 copies per issue.[17] Butt Toys
​These dildos are designed to have a bit of a curve that will help it position right at the g-spot for an intense sensation every time you use it. They can come in different shapes, sizes and colors, but always have a slight curve in one way or another.  Check out my article on g-spot vibrators which can give you that g-spot stimulation you're after.  The below youtube vid will help you hit the right spot. G Spot Vibes
As always, classic favorites such as the Eroscillator, Pure Wand, and Mona 2 are up for grabs, but there’s also new stuff this year, such as the Fun Factory Stronic G, Tenga Iroha+, Je Joue Rabbit Bullet, Toyfriend Snazzy, Fun Factory Volta, and SenseVibe. Most of these prizes are valued at or over $100, because I have expensive taste and you deserve good shit. Plus, a majority of the prizes are available to international folks!
These are your standard run of the mill dildos, which are shaped like a penis. When it comes to a dildo, being shaped like a penis is important because, well let’s face it ladies, it feels good. They can be used solo or with a partner. They are available in various skin tone colors or vivid colors like pink. Being standard, they are designed with various types of materials (more on that below). Strap On For Guys

Men will love our specially-designed masturbators for hand-held thrills, size- and confidence-boosting penis pumps, and prostate toys for anal play. Our anal selection includes a wide range of butt plugs, beads, and other taboo-busting toys. For those who want to explore the darker side of their fantasies, we have a great variety of bondage gear and other BDSM products. Bluetooth Sextoys
After Nelson Mandela backed the anti-discrimination law that legalised sex toys,[8] "Adult World" was established in 1994 as South Africa's first sex shop. Adult World came to operate a total of 52 shops within South Africa and 15 shops in Australia.[9] Many religious Christian communities believed that the use of these adult lifestyle centres would lead to higher crime rates and attempted to organise mass demonstrations at their opening to force the closure of Adult World.[10] Sex Machine Sale
At Jack and Jill Adult, we have sex toys for women, adult toys for men, and adult toys for couples. Our swings, costumes, and games make creating your own sexual fantasy fun and easy to do. The toys we carry come in various shapes, colors, and sizes and will give you what you need to make the most out of every physical encounter. In our adult shop, you will find toys that are designed to offer the most satisfaction when it comes to ease of use, superior quality and performance. Bondage Starter Kit
Pretty lights; sweet, crispy deep-fried dough; the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape with your life — there’s just something magical about carnivals. So, to celebrate 11 years of sex toy blogging, I decided to throw a DILDO CARNIVAL! Where instead of winning a lousy stuffed animal you didn’t really want anyway, you can win a fancy sex toy of your choice. Plug In Vibrators
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