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In this carnival, I’m giving away the best sex toys on earth — as judged by my discerning genitals. I’ve got everything from vibrators to dildos to butt stuff to penis toys to harnesses to gender products, plus gift cards for the indecisive and a porn membership for the pervs! There are even a bunch of “winner’s choice” prizes, where you can win any sex toy you desire from the catalogs of Womanizer, Vixen Creations, New York Toy Collective, and Split Peaches. [Skip straight to the giveaway widget here.] Dildos Glass
As I drove home from my day job as a cattle crossing guard in rural Montana the thoughts and feelings of the unknown continued to dance in my head. I clicked the turn signal to the right and pulled in to the local Candle and Liquor store. Ralph was working. Ralph always works on Tuesday nights. I grabbed a hand basket and looked through the long aisles of candles and liquor. Was she a red or white wine fan? Would she like a candle that smelled similarly to Michael Jordan Cologne or did she have a simpler pallet for candle scents? I settled on a winter-ish candle and a box of red wine.
Some people believe that sex toys are for masturbation purposes only, which is actually just a huge misconception. There are plenty of toys out there that can stimulate both partners at once, or that one partner can use on another. Whether you want to tie down and tease your lover or you both want to experience the pleasurable vibrations of a couple’s vibrator, sex toys that you can share will make experimenting in the bedroom even more fun for both of you. And if you’re not sure where to start, then you should begin your search right here at Spencer’s. We should know, because we’ve got plenty of sex toys and accessories for couples! Jack Rabbit Vibrator
BIG HUGS to all the fantastic companies who donated: Babeland, Blush, Crystal Delights, Dallas Novelty, Doxy, Early to Bed, Fun Factory, Good Vibrations, Hole Punch Toys, Hot Octopuss, Je Joue, LELO, Liberator, Lovehoney, New York Toy Collective, Number One Laboratory, Peepshow Toys, Pink & White, Pleasure Chest, SheVibe, Smitten Kitten, Spectrum Boutique, Split Peaches, Stockroom, Tenga, Tickler, Vibratex, Vixen Creations, We-Vibe, Womanizer, and Zumio.
Sexual board games take too much effort, that’s why we recommend Cosmo’s 365 Naughty Nights. The game has three card types, one are positions, most of which I’d be willing to promise you’ve never tried before, like the Hot Hula. Second are fantasy cards, which help set the mood. Third is the most fun, with erotic activities like licking pudding off of breasts. It is recommended that couples shuffle the cards together and take turns picking one. Use the code ASKMEN to save 50% on one item + free shipping + a free mystery gift. Gspot Vibes
If you have any questions or concerns, feel free to contact us or stop in at one of our Jack and Jill Adult shops. We are here to help you make your sexual adventure the best it can possibly be. You can also visit our online store and have your items shipped directly to your door. Your order is 100% confidential and your package will arrive in a discreet fashion.
Having sex with a porn star is a common man fantasy and now, you can enjoy the next best thing with a sex doll modeled specifically from your favorite adult entertainers. The high-end Life Size Hannah Harper Blow-Up Doll will match your libido every step of the way and even has a removable silicone vagina and ass so you can focus your pleasure on Hannah Haper's smokin' hot bod. Her realistic, sculpted face will get you going and lifelike wig will get you going, too. The Sasha Grey Blow-Up Doll has three realistic holes including a perfect vagina, to meet all your sexual needs and provide plenty of variety, while the blonde bombshell Jenna is part of the Vivid blow-up doll collection, so porn viewers can take home a version of the lovely ladies they love to watch on their screens. Orgasm with these familiar faces who’ve got the bodies to match!
The Bullet has earned its reputation for good reason: It's small enough to tuck into a pocket and take anywhere (making it a great option for globe-trotting couples), and it only costs $16 (but is made by one of the highest-quality sex-toy companies in the game, Jimmyjane). Opting for the Bullet is like getting your socks from Ralph Lauren. Sure, you could grab some from Hanes, but the few dollars extra is worth the added comfort.
Discreet yet anything but boring, the Ohmibod Club Vibe 2 is your answer to racy fun in public or private. The lacy panties are designed to hold the Vibe 2 in the lining, while a partner controls the remote from up to 20 feet away. The vibrator measures approximately two inches wide and four inches long, and has 5 different speeds so that her pleasure can be increased one notch at a time.
Vibrators tend to be a favorite in the world of sex toys, as their pleasurable vibrations can offer a little something for everyone. There are plenty of sex toys that feature a vibrating function, from dildos and anal plugs to cock rings and strokers. Vibrators provide a unique sensation that really can’t be replicated by a human hand—and it doesn’t get tired or cramps, either! And they’re not just for solo play; vibrating cock rings can also have attached bullets that are meant to pleasure your partner, as well. Because of this, they make great naughty gifts for anniversaries or birthdays. And if you’re unsure exactly what your lover would want, you can’t go wrong with a bullet vibrator!
Wildfire Original's aphrodisiac-infused pleasure oil is chock full of naturally occurring enhancers that will ensure a romantic evening in the bedroom — whether that means a night of sensual massages or something more intimate. This lavender-scented formula acts as both a personal lubricant and as a massage and body oil — so feel free to spice it up.
Sex toys are a fantastic and affordable way to spice up one’s sex life without venturing outside of the relationship, or inviting a third party to join in on the sexy festivities. Since both of these previous sexual seasoning methods come with their own set of complications that can lead toward a relationship’s demise, we consider sex toys to be a safe alternative — literally. (Sex toys don’t come with their own set of feelings, preferences, or STIs, making them fun for everyone.) Although some men may view sex toys as a threat to their own lovemaking skills, studies show that the idea is becoming less intimidating and more broadly accepted. Strapless Strap On
This bestselling penis ring is made of stretchy silicone to fit most penises and features rumbly vibrations so you’ll both be in for a treat. It’s rechargeable, so you never have to bother with batteries, and there are three intuitive controls so you don’t have to memorize any special button routines just to learn how to turn something on and off. Pop it on a dildo and you’ve got yourself a toy that now vibrates too! Women Vibrator
The corollary to men avoiding sex toys is that penises are majorly underserved when it comes to selection. For that reason, most of these models have clitorises in mind. On the plus side, there's a wide variety—from vibrators that double as high-end jewelry to couples' toys to prostate pleasurers, we've found tested-and-proven picks for giving everyone involved the gift of orgasm. Painful Sex Toys
When you want to experiment, or increase things in the bedroom many go for a strap-on. These are used between straight couples and lesbians alike. Commonly used for roleplay, they come in various shapes, sizes, colors, and materials. Another benefit, many harnesses are universal and fit more than one dildo and/or vibrator which allows you to easily increase your collection later. Clit Pumps
Having a vibrator you can use during sex is a great trick to have up your sleeve: not only does it make orgasming during intercourse a lot easier on nights when you need extra help, but it also feels great for the dude you might be worried about freaking out. Here's why: You're even tighter down there while using a toy (because you're so turned on) and your vag itself is lightly vibrating, meaning he gets to contact a great second-hand high. Instead of worrying about what guys might think about using a sex toy in bed, we should probably be more concerned about them becoming even more addicted to having sex with us. (Seriously. It will probably blow his mind a little, in my experience.) Sex Toys