In this carnival, I’m giving away the best sex toys on earth — as judged by my discerning genitals. I’ve got everything from vibrators to dildos to butt stuff to penis toys to harnesses to gender products, plus gift cards for the indecisive and a porn membership for the pervs! There are even a bunch of “winner’s choice” prizes, where you can win any sex toy you desire from the catalogs of Womanizer, Vixen Creations, New York Toy Collective, and Split Peaches. [Skip straight to the giveaway widget here.] G Spot Dildos
It is easy to make fun at this plastic dolls because they look cheap. These dolls are not really aesthetically appealing compared to high-end sex dolls. However, they are efficient enough to help you relieve yourself. Just take note that not all blow up sex dolls have holes, so when buying one to pleasure yourself, make sure that it has the parts that you need the most.
Size might not be everything, but bigger is still definitely better! If you've always thought about enhancing your size, then a penis pump is absolutely perfect for safely obtaining the length and girth you've always wanted; however, if this is going to be your first time using one, then we do recommend our beginner's penis pump. Pumps are the perfect way to safely expand your size, while the increase in blood flow will provide you with mind-blowing experiences--and not many know that these pumps can actually double as male masturbators. And pumps aren't just for penises; our pussy pump will increase blood flow to your clitoris and vagina for an absolutely moan-worthy night of fun.
What would a carnival be without attractions? This year, in addition to the giveaway widget below, I’ll be running an array of mini giveaways on social media! These attractions will be unveiled and updated here as the giveaway goes on. Stay in-the-know with this handy Google Calendar listing all the attractions, and/or follow me on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. Jackrabbit Dildo

If you’re looking to strengthen your Kegel muscles, which are part of your pelvic floor and may help enhance your orgasms, then Ben Wa balls can be your new best friend. These small spheres come in materials like high quality gold, and can both turn you on and help make sex feel even better. This unique, adult workout will tighten your muscles in all the right ways, while the feeling of these balls moving inside you will heighten your sexual pleasure and make your orgasms even better. Unlike most sex toys, Ben Wa Balls don't require batteries or charging time. All you need is the ball size of your choice, some alone time, and maybe a little bit of lube if you'd prefer. Men Toys
Some glass sex toys vibrate. There are two main ways this can be achieved. Either the toy may have a hole into which a small bullet vibrator can be inserted, or the core of the glass design can be modified to form a standard vibrator. The latter option usually has a plastic cap covering the battery compartment, which will also house any control buttons or switches.
This silicone anal toy from B-Vibe is small enough for beginners, so it will feel good but won't hurt. If your partner has a vagina, have her wear it during vaginal sex for extra intensity, or to warm up for anal sex. If you have a prostate, enjoy the vibrations (oh yes, it vibrates) during sex, or a nice old-fashioned hand job to take your orgasm to the next level. (Side note: Using a water-based lube is recommended as silicone lube can break down silicone toys.) Sex Tpys
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