I purchased Fatty Patty as a surprise Birthday present for a friend. He was thrilled but I wasn't. I wanted what was advertised...FATTY PATTY! This doll could fit in my own swim suit and before you think I must be large...I wear size 4! Her waist is the size of mine...granted her breasts are extremely large but everything else is small. I WANTED A FAT BLOW UP DOLL!!!!
If it’s simple and rudimentary sex toys you seek, there’s no package better suited to your needs than JimmyJane’s Boy Meets Girl Vibrator Set. In the set, customers will receive JimmyJane’s ICONIC RING: a vibrating cock ring, as well as the ICONIC POCKET: a compact and powerful clitoral companion that can be discreetly packaged in a handbag for “pleasure on the go.” Adult Shop Online

Sexual board games take too much effort, that’s why we recommend Cosmo’s 365 Naughty Nights. The game has three card types, one are positions, most of which I’d be willing to promise you’ve never tried before, like the Hot Hula. Second are fantasy cards, which help set the mood. Third is the most fun, with erotic activities like licking pudding off of breasts. It is recommended that couples shuffle the cards together and take turns picking one. Use the code ASKMEN to save 50% on one item + free shipping + a free mystery gift. Gspot Vibes

The only problem with the Ora 2 is that it's probably better at giving oral sex than your actual human partner. I know, I know, it looks like a weird space disk, but behind the soft silicone is a tiny little ball that moves around to whatever pattern you choose (there are plenty to pick from) and simulates an actual tone. And the whole dang thing vibrates as well, so you're just about promised a crazy strong orgasm every single time. Basically this thing is like the robot version of a human mouth you never knew you wanted. And, of course, it's rechargeable


If you want games that are made for more than just you and your lover, then we also have adult party games for you and your close friends. Of course, it goes without saying that these games are only for those who are 18 or older, so make sure to leave the kids at home if you go to a friend’s house to play any of these hilariously naughty games. Keep everyone laughing all night long with a board game that revel just how dirty-minded you and your friends really are! It looks like your board game night just got even better!


If your partner has a penis, this aptly-named "Clone-A-Willy" lets you create a silicone mold of it — one that vibrates. Ideal for couples in long-distance relationships, the toy comes in a variety of skin tones, so you can get as realistic as you'd like. (You also have the option to make it neon pink and glow-in-the-dark, which…yes.) If creating a penis clone sounds daunting, fear not: According to customer reviews, the Clone-A-Willy comes with detailed and easy to follow instructions. Silver Bullet Vibrators

“The main thing we told each other is we don’t want it to look like anything that exists right now, we want it to look like a boutique. We have a ton of plants — it’s very botanic and green. It was very important to us that it was not neon, not plastic. I like the word erotic as very natural and a kind of primally sexual experience, not pink and fake,” explained Kalasz. Vibrators Silicone
In the early 1590s, the English playwright Thomas Nashe wrote a poem known as The Choice of Valentines, Nashe's Dildo or The Merrie Ballad of Nashe his Dildo. This was not printed at the time, due to its obscenity[20] but it was still widely circulated and made Nashe's name notorious.[13] The poem describes a visit to a brothel by a man called "Tomalin"; he is searching for his sweetheart, Francis, who has become a prostitute. The only way he can see her is to hire her. However, she resorts to using a glass dildo as he finds himself unable to perform sexually to her satisfaction.[21] Glass Sex Toys
There is a common misconception that vibrators are exclusive to female solo play, but the G-Gasm Delight delivers vibrations of adjustable intensity that can just as easily be used for prostate stimulation and couples play. And unlike the massage wand, the G-Gasm Delight can be used internally without any additional attachments. The G-Gasm Delight boasts a superior design with an ovular tip that lends itself to increased coverage and an inclined neck that maximizes reach.

I know this little thing just looks like a pretty, pink rock, but it's so much more than that. The sleek shape fits easily and compactly in your hand, so you don't struggle to hold it against your clit (which would be distracting AF), and you can easily control the angle. It charges fast, and it has five significantly different vibration speeds and patterns so you can truly customize your orgasm. Also the silicone is super soft, like holding a pillow to your clit.

Ideal for solo sex for either gender, the LELO TIANI’s greatest functions are also appreciated when used as a twosome. The toy is placed within the vagina so that the vibrator rests on the clitoris, completely hugging it. During intercourse, both parties feel the vibrating sensations as the toy lays inside the female and shares space with the penis, providing both G-Spot and clitoral stimulation simultaneously. Womens Adult Toys

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