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John Wilmot, the 17th century English libertine, published his poem Signor Dildo in 1673. During the Parliamentary session of that year, objections were raised to the proposed marriage of James, Duke of York, brother of the King and heir to the throne, to Mary of Modena, an Italian Catholic princess. An address was presented to King Charles on 3 November, foreseeing the dangerous consequences of marriage to a Catholic, and urging him to put a stop to any planned wedding '...to the unspeakable Joy and Comfort of all Your loyal Subjects." Wilmot's response was Signior Dildo (You ladies all of merry England), a mock address anticipating the 'solid' advantages of a Catholic marriage, namely the wholesale importation of Italian dildos, to the unspeakable joy and comfort of all the ladies of England:
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In this connection we may refer to fornicatory acts effected with artificial imitations of the human body, or of individual parts of that body. There exist true Vaucansons in this province of pornographic technology, clever mechanics who, from rubber and other plastic materials, prepare entire male or female bodies, which, as hommes or dames de voyage, subserve fornicatory purposes. More especially are the genital organs represented in a manner true to nature. Even the secretion of Bartholin's glans is imitated, by means of a "pneumatic tube" filled with oil. Similarly, by means of fluid and suitable apparatus, the ejaculation of the semen is imitated. Such artificial human beings are actually offered for sale in the catalogue of certain manufacturers of "Parisian rubber articles." Buy Dildos Online
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Sex dolls, also called blow-up dolls, are male sex toys that offer the sensation of penetrating a live partner. Nearly life-size, these sex dolls have openings in all the traditional places: mouth, vagina, and anus, so you can penetrate every orifice to your heart’s content. Some models are even equipped with large egg vibrators to increase stimulation and maximize your orgasms.
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If you are looking to spice up your solo bedroom fun or if you are looking to introduce a toy in to a relationship or if you are trying to survive a business trip, a dildo may be the answer for you. Dildos come in all shapes, sizes, materials, colors and even textures. Today we will focus on manually operated dildos i.e. no batteries, because they are silent and discreet, unlike vibrators which are not as discreet.
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