In this carnival, I’m giving away the best sex toys on earth — as judged by my discerning genitals. I’ve got everything from vibrators to dildos to butt stuff to penis toys to harnesses to gender products, plus gift cards for the indecisive and a porn membership for the pervs! There are even a bunch of “winner’s choice” prizes, where you can win any sex toy you desire from the catalogs of Womanizer, Vixen Creations, New York Toy Collective, and Split Peaches. [Skip straight to the giveaway widget here.] Dildos Glass
Golden natives, Tory Johnson and Rose Kalasz, knew they had a brave feat ahead of them when they decided to open Denver’s first femme-centric, sex-positive boutique — but they were up to the task. Set to open in Modern Nomad in RiNo this Saturday, Awakening Boutique is the result of months of research, careful planning and hard work but the duo knew Denver was ready for it. Vibrator For Beginner
This kit is ideal for beginners because it includes four plug sizes that allow you to start smaller and then explore plugs of increasing size. These plugs are designed with narrow tips that gradually widen for easy insertion and suction cups at the base for hands-free play. They can help to prepare for anal sex, be used to achieve double penetration or even used in masturbation to stimulate anal nerve endings. However you choose to use them, be sure to pair the Real Vibes Anal Training Kit plugs with plenty of lube. Masterbation Toys
Silicone dildos offer a soft, flexible feel, but keep in mind silicone lube should never be used with silicone dildos. Plastic and rubber dildos are realistically firm and compatible with any type of lube. Jelly dildos are bendable and flexible enough to accommodate even the most ambitious angles. Glass dildos offer stiffer, harder penetration and are very easy to clean. Dildos made from lifelike materials like TPR quickly warm up to your body temperature for maximum comfort. Adam & Eve offers a variety of top rated brands from Icicles dildos to Doc Johnson dildos. Best Vibrators Ever

Besides looking like those tangly stress things they sell at museum gift shops, the Picobong Transformer is actually kinda amazing. Two vibrators on each end mean that this baby can be a rabbit vibrator, clitoral massager, cock-ring, G-spot stimulator, prostate massager, and more. It's like the swiss army knife of double-ended vibrators, or the convertible pants of vibrating double-ended dildos. Five for the price of one! Party!

This one may seem like it’s just for the ladies, but we consider it more of a male-female win-win. Kegel balls work to strengthen the vaginal muscles of the pelvic floor, creating tighter muscles and more control that both women and their partners will notice in the bedroom. Kegel balls can also be incorporated into foreplay and sex, and can be inserted for up to 6 hours (check the manual on this one). Kehel by Joy ON outperforms the competition by providing a variety of vibration modes and intensities that can be controlled through a free app, a feature that allows partners to participate in pleasure training. Kegel balls also help improve bladder control and post-partum recovery — a fact that may help to sway your partner into giving them a try. (You’re welcome.)

Dildos can be used for vaginal and anal penetration by one person for solo pleasure, while double dildos enable the both of you to enjoy the thrill of deep penetration at the same time and share an intimate moment as you use your new toy. We have numerous glass dildo options, which many users prefer because they’re easy to clean, odor resistant and may make your orgasms even more powerful. You can even put a glass dildo in the freezer or run it under hot water to experiment with different sensations. There are even suction cup dildos that will stick to the wall for fun shower sex, which you can enhance even more with a waterproof G-spot vibrator. They can be used for anal play as well as vaginal penetration, making them versatile as well as arousing. Male Adult Toys
If you want to have more adult fun (like more sex!) with your partner, then Spencer’s has the sex toys for you. With high-quality couples sex toys, and solo toys as well, we truly have something for everyone. You can even take the initiative and pick out any of our erotic massagers, lotions, or anal plug you think they’ll enjoy and surprise them during your next  risqué rendezvous. And with our guaranteed discreet packaging, you'll feel totally assured when ordering online from our adult store!

This toy is awesome. The shape is intuitive, easy to hold, and provides a steady vibration. Sometimes, when the tip is directed at your clit it can feel a bit on the pointy side, but basically, this vibe is a winning way to make coming during penetration much, much easier. Better yet? It's endorsed by none other than Alicia Silverstone herself, and was rated the most eco-friendly sex toy for it's phalate-free material and eco-friendly packaging.
Five (!!) lucky winners will receive the best magic wand of all: the Magic Wand Rechargeable, donated by Vibratex. To enter to win this prize, comment on this post with a memorable quote from one of my blog posts, including a link. You may comment more than once to increase your chances, as long as each separate comment is about a different quote. My favorite responses (hint: you’ll probably want to go beyond simply pasting the quote) will each win a Magic Wand Rechargeable. Large Vibrator

I needed to replace my original Fatty Patty and searched high and low for one. Found this at Spencers at a great price. Unfortunately the great price meant less product. My original Patty was the perfect BBW. Large and comfy. This item from Specers is just a glimmer of the original. Two of the three holes are ok not great. The mouth is so small that you can fit your finger in but not any other extremity. The physical size is much less. This doll may be Patty in her very early years before she developed into the full sized woman she is today. At appro. two thirds the original size she should be called "Average Patty". If you truly want a big girl find the original Fatty Patty and pay the extra bucks to get a true BBW women! Small Strapons
My Main Complaint: Neither of us were big fans of the couple-play option — although the vibrations were strong enough, it felt like a huge, loud, hard wad of plastic was between us, because ... it was. If I'm going to dry hump as foreplay, I'd rather just do it without anything in between our junk. Still, it was kind of cool to see him use a vibrator. Silver Bullet Vibrator
From veiny and realistic to nubby and glass, we have every dildo you can possibly imagine! Thrust, ride, and gyrate your way to a more satisfying orgasm using one of our pleasurable dongs. Whether you are looking for a real-feel toy to keep you company or a tantalizingly textured penis sex toy that can satisfy you in ways you have never known, you can find it here. We also offer a variety of hollow, curved, and vibrating strap on dildos for men and women to give you the most thrilling sexual experience ever!

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Most dildos are intended for vaginal or anal penetration and stimulation, whether for masturbation or with a sexual partner. Dildos have fetishistic value as well, and may be used in other ways, such as touching one's own or another's skin in various places, often during foreplay or as an act of dominance and submission. If of appropriate sizes, they can be used as gags, for oral penetration for a sort of artificial fellatio. Dildos, particularly specially designed ones, may be used to stimulate the G-spot area.
"The Afterglow is a solid candle made from natural, good-for-the-skin ingredients (including jojoba, shea butter, vitamin E and aloe) that melt into a luxurious, smoky, sweet-smelling massage oil for partners to use while indulging in major manual fun. Housed in an elegant ceramic container, with a pinched corner to facilitate pouring, this massage oil is the perfect complement to massage, sensual or not." -- Male Masterbation Toys
If your partner has a penis, this aptly-named "Clone-A-Willy" lets you create a silicone mold of it — one that vibrates. Ideal for couples in long-distance relationships, the toy comes in a variety of skin tones, so you can get as realistic as you'd like. (You also have the option to make it neon pink and glow-in-the-dark, which…yes.) If creating a penis clone sounds daunting, fear not: According to customer reviews, the Clone-A-Willy comes with detailed and easy to follow instructions.

Wildfire Original's aphrodisiac-infused pleasure oil is chock full of naturally occurring enhancers that will ensure a romantic evening in the bedroom — whether that means a night of sensual massages or something more intimate. This lavender-scented formula acts as both a personal lubricant and as a massage and body oil — so feel free to spice it up.
Okay, so maybe you’re interested in anal play, but butt plugs aren’t exactly what you want—chances are, you may prefer anal beads. A string of beads attached by a handle or ring, anal beads can be inserted gradually, allowing their user to get use the sensations. Anal beads can also be a great first step to anal play, as you can insert as few or as many beads as you want. You can do this yourself, or have your lover do it for you during foreplay. And when you’re ready, you can pull the beads out as slowly or as quickly as you’d like, creating moan-worthy stimulation in the already sensitive area. Most people who use them would agree that one of the best sensations is having the anal beads pulled out of you.
Ladies, we have our winner. Funny that the We-Vibe brand disappointed me so much when it came to their "No. 1 couple's toy," but knocked it out of the park so hard on this one. Its shape, which is easy and intuitive to hold, is on point. There are eight different settings for every kind of intensity and sensation, and at full charge, I would be shocked if this doesn't get you off. Vibration Toys
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