In this carnival, I’m giving away the best sex toys on earth — as judged by my discerning genitals. I’ve got everything from vibrators to dildos to butt stuff to penis toys to harnesses to gender products, plus gift cards for the indecisive and a porn membership for the pervs! There are even a bunch of “winner’s choice” prizes, where you can win any sex toy you desire from the catalogs of Womanizer, Vixen Creations, New York Toy Collective, and Split Peaches. [Skip straight to the giveaway widget here.] Dildos Glass
My favorite Tantus dildo is the uncut #1. It features a super soft(TM) outer layer but has a firm inner core. So it's soft without being too flexible that it gets easily put out of shape. It's slightly curved which allows for easier and greater g-spot stimulation. The wrinkles, the veins, the skin make it ultra-realistic which is something you don't get with other, cheaper brands. The difference in the quality of materials between a premium dildo and a budget dildo are incredible.
Some of our best-selling clitoral vibrators include rabbits, bullets and The Womanizer massagers in all shapes and sizes. If you're a frequent traveler, then you can bring racy thrills with you with a discreet vibrator tucked in your luggage. Whether you’re a pro looking for a high-tech, multi-speed rabbit vibrator, or a beginner just looking for your first bullet vibrator, Spencer’s offers a wide selection that’s sure to have something for every experience level. Luckily, if you’re new and you’re unsure of where to start, we’ve got a selection of vibrators for beginners to help anyone who’s looking to experiment with a vibrator for the first time. Best Clit Vibrators
By the 1980s, purges of the police force along with new and tighter licensing controls by the City of Westminster led to a crackdown on illegal premises in Soho. In the early 1990s, London's Hackney council sought to shut down Sh! Women's Erotic Emporium, because they did not have a licence. Sh! took the council to court and consequently won the right to remain open as there were no sufficient reasons for the closure. In 2003 the Ann Summers chain of lingerie and sex toy shops won the right to advertise for shop assistants in Job Centres, which was originally banned under restrictions on what advertising could be carried out by the sex industry. In 2007, a Northern Ireland sex shop was denied a licence by the Belfast City Council. The shop appealed and won, but this was overturned by the House of Lords.
If you have any questions or concerns, feel free to contact us or stop in at one of our Jack and Jill Adult shops. We are here to help you make your sexual adventure the best it can possibly be. You can also visit our online store and have your items shipped directly to your door. Your order is 100% confidential and your package will arrive in a discreet fashion. Sexchop
Finally, we're getting into some stuff my finicky vag liked. The Lyla 2 can be used in bed, held against your clit, or inserted. Because it has a remote-control option, you can also take it out on the town for a night of secret sexiness. While I'm sorry to say I haven't been to a club loud enough to try that at yet, the idea of being able to stick this in your panties and have your partner control it while you go dancing does sound fun.
Golden natives, Tory Johnson and Rose Kalasz, knew they had a brave feat ahead of them when they decided to open Denver’s first femme-centric, sex-positive boutique — but they were up to the task. Set to open in Modern Nomad in RiNo this Saturday, Awakening Boutique is the result of months of research, careful planning and hard work but the duo knew Denver was ready for it.
In the early 1590s, the English playwright Thomas Nashe wrote a poem known as The Choice of Valentines, Nashe's Dildo or The Merrie Ballad of Nashe his Dildo. This was not printed at the time, due to its obscenity but it was still widely circulated and made Nashe's name notorious. The poem describes a visit to a brothel by a man called "Tomalin"; he is searching for his sweetheart, Francis, who has become a prostitute. The only way he can see her is to hire her. However, she resorts to using a glass dildo as he finds himself unable to perform sexually to her satisfaction. Clitorus Vibrator
If your partner has a penis, this aptly-named "Clone-A-Willy" lets you create a silicone mold of it — one that vibrates. Ideal for couples in long-distance relationships, the toy comes in a variety of skin tones, so you can get as realistic as you'd like. (You also have the option to make it neon pink and glow-in-the-dark, which…yes.) If creating a penis clone sounds daunting, fear not: According to customer reviews, the Clone-A-Willy comes with detailed and easy to follow instructions. Big Vibrator
Unlike most clitoral vibrators, the Lelo Sona uses sonic waves and pulses to push your partner to the brink. The suction sensation resembles oral sex, but don’t worry, gifting your girl this sex toy won’t make her forget about you. It will just give her something to use when she’s thinking of you but you’re out with friends, or when lockjaw kicks in (it happens to the best of us). Beginners Vibrators
The Magic Wand is known as the "Cadillac of Vibrators" for a reason. It's powerful and if you're looking for a sure way to get off, it's likely your best bet. The magic wand can also be used for super freaky fun with a partner. If one partner has a clit, the other can take the magic wand into their hands and control the on and off button. This can lead to some dominance and submission play. The handle also works wonders to add to penetrative sex and help the partner with a clit get off. Cheaper Sex Toys
The We-Vibe touch is designed to fit perfectly in the palm of your hand while the flexible silicone tip nestles against your labia and clitoris. The tip is more than powerful with rumbly vibrations and slim enough to fit between you and a partner during sex. This is a great couple's vibrator for those who don't necessarily want an wearable component. Expanding Dildos
Rubber dildos, usually incorporating a steel spring for stiffness, became available in the 1940s. This arrangement was unsatisfactory because of the potential for injury from cuts by the spring if the rubber cracked and came apart. Later, PVC dildos with a softer PVC filler became popular. Most of the inexpensive dildos sold in the 2000s are made this way. Anal Vibrating
What would a carnival be without attractions? This year, in addition to the giveaway widget below, I’ll be running an array of mini giveaways on social media! These attractions will be unveiled and updated here as the giveaway goes on. Stay in-the-know with this handy Google Calendar listing all the attractions, and/or follow me on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. Jackrabbit Dildo