What would a carnival be without attractions? This year, in addition to the giveaway widget below, I’ll be running an array of mini giveaways on social media! These attractions will be unveiled and updated here as the giveaway goes on. Stay in-the-know with this handy Google Calendar listing all the attractions, and/or follow me on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook.
Dildos are obliquely referred to in Saul Bellow's novel The Adventures of Augie March (1953): "....he had brought me along to a bachelor's stag where two naked acrobatic girls did stunts with false tools".[25] A dildo called Steely Dan III from Yokohama appears in the William S. Burroughs novel The Naked Lunch (1959).[26][27] The rock band Steely Dan took their name from it.
In this modern world, there is a tool available to assist with just about every task. You use a knife or a mandoline to slice up food. You use a rake or leaf blower to clean up the leaves in your yard. You use a screwdriver or a power drill to install a screw. Now imagine how ridiculous it would be to perform these tasks without any tools to help you. Why would anyone try to twist a screw into the wall with their fingers when they could use a drill? We like to apply that same logic to the bedroom. With all the tools available to improve your sexual experience, does it really make sense not to take advantage of them? Buttplug Vibrator
The Kinky Kim blow-up doll is perfect for those who lust after their favorite reality TV star. This lifelike sex doll bears a strong resemblance to a woman who clearly loves sex and revels in showing off her slammin’ body every chance she gets. Looking for a male blow up doll for a bachelorette party or a gift for your best friend (or yourself)? We have many options, from the fit, trim and very sexy Tasty Tyrone to Boy-Toy Brad.
The etymology of the word dildo is unclear. The Oxford English Dictionary (OED) describes the word as being of "origin unknown".[3] One theory is that it originally referred to the phallus-shaped peg used to lock an oar in position on a dory (small boat). It would be inserted into a hole on the side of the boat, and is very similar in shape to the modern toy. The sex toy might take its name from this sailing tool, which also lends its name to the town of Dildo and the nearby Dildo Island in Newfoundland, Canada. Others suggest the word is a corruption of Italian diletto "delight".[4] The Egg Vibrator
The New Tongue Joy 3 Way Vibrating Ring is designed in a unique way that allows partners to use it with multiple different settings. While most ring-based vibrators are supposed to be worn like a cock ring around the penis to stimulate the woman’s clitoris and make sex more enjoyable for the man, the New Tongue Joy 3 Way Vibrating Ring can also be worn on the tongue or on the fingers.
Some dildos are designed to be worn in a harness, sometimes called a strap-on harness or strap-on dildo, or to be worn inside, sometimes with externally-attached vibrating devices. Strap-on dildos may be double-ended, meant to be worn by users who want to experience vaginal or anal penetration while also penetrating a partner. They may also be used for anally penetrating men. If a female penetrates a male, the act is known as pegging.
Because I have the best job ever, I decided to test seven luxury couples sex toys over the past year. Some were so good they died on me from overuse, and some simply didn't do it for me at all. Of course, this is just the way my body responded — everyone is different. That said, I hope my findings will help you make an informed investment in your multi-orgasmic future. Because while these are all non-refundable and a bit of a splurge, finding the right luxury sex toy is truly priceless. Adam And Eve Catalogue
The Kinky Kim blow-up doll is perfect for those who lust after their favorite reality TV star. This lifelike sex doll bears a strong resemblance to a woman who clearly loves sex and revels in showing off her slammin’ body every chance she gets. Looking for a male blow up doll for a bachelorette party or a gift for your best friend (or yourself)? We have many options, from the fit, trim and very sexy Tasty Tyrone to Boy-Toy Brad.

If you’re looking to strengthen your Kegel muscles, which are part of your pelvic floor and may help enhance your orgasms, then Ben Wa balls can be your new best friend. These small spheres come in materials like high quality gold, and can both turn you on and help make sex feel even better. This unique, adult workout will tighten your muscles in all the right ways, while the feeling of these balls moving inside you will heighten your sexual pleasure and make your orgasms even better. Unlike most sex toys, Ben Wa Balls don't require batteries or charging time. All you need is the ball size of your choice, some alone time, and maybe a little bit of lube if you'd prefer. Men Toys


Many other works of bawdy and satirical English literature of the period deal with the subject. Dildoides: A Burlesque Poem (London, 1706), attributed to Samuel Butler, is a mock lament to a collection of dildos that had been seized and publicly burnt by the authorities. Examples of anonymous works include The Bauble, a tale (London, 1721) and Monsieur Thing's Origin: or Seignor D---o's Adventures in London, (London, 1722).[23] In 1746, Henry Fielding wrote The Female Husband: or the surprising history of Mrs Mary, alias Mr. George Hamilton, in which a woman posing as a man uses a dildo. This was a fictionalized account of the story of Mary Hamilton.[24]

Rubber dildos, usually incorporating a steel spring for stiffness, became available in the 1940s. This arrangement was unsatisfactory because of the potential for injury from cuts by the spring if the rubber cracked and came apart. Later, PVC dildos with a softer PVC filler became popular. Most of the inexpensive dildos sold in the 2000s are made this way.
The Ina Wave is like the hoverboard of rabbit vibrators. Not only does it feature two powerful motors (one to hug your clitoris, and one to stimulate you inside), the internal component can actually move up and down. They say the sensation simulates your partner's fingers moving inside you, but considering the Ina Wave can go for two hours without getting a wrist cramp, we'd say it's better. It's also fully waterproof, rechargeable, and features ten different settings. 
This one may seem like it’s just for the ladies, but we consider it more of a male-female win-win. Kegel balls work to strengthen the vaginal muscles of the pelvic floor, creating tighter muscles and more control that both women and their partners will notice in the bedroom. Kegel balls can also be incorporated into foreplay and sex, and can be inserted for up to 6 hours (check the manual on this one). Kehel by Joy ON outperforms the competition by providing a variety of vibration modes and intensities that can be controlled through a free app, a feature that allows partners to participate in pleasure training. Kegel balls also help improve bladder control and post-partum recovery — a fact that may help to sway your partner into giving them a try. (You’re welcome.) Bdsmtoys
Inspired by Ben Wa balls, the Lelo Luna Beads is a set of two beads connected with a retrieval wire. You can use them both at once or separately, but either way, they promise to deliver some seriously unique pleasure. They can also be used vaginally or anally to build sensation for the night to come. The inner balls are meant to respond to movement with subtle vibrations, making them perfect to use with a partner. Underwear Vibrators
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When you want a toy that is hands free, the suction cup feature is always a plus. These offer the ability of sticking to nearly any flat surface (table, counter, wall, showers, etc.). It increases the amount of fun possibilities! They come in many different shapes and sizes, and materials. Some can vibrate as well, but to remain discreet as possible we’re focusing on standard today. Sex Supplies
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