John Wilmot, the 17th century English libertine, published his poem Signor Dildo in 1673. During the Parliamentary session of that year, objections were raised to the proposed marriage of James, Duke of York, brother of the King and heir to the throne, to Mary of Modena, an Italian Catholic princess. An address was presented to King Charles on 3 November, foreseeing the dangerous consequences of marriage to a Catholic, and urging him to put a stop to any planned wedding '...to the unspeakable Joy and Comfort of all Your loyal Subjects." Wilmot's response was Signior Dildo (You ladies all of merry England), a mock address anticipating the 'solid' advantages of a Catholic marriage, namely the wholesale importation of Italian dildos, to the unspeakable joy and comfort of all the ladies of England: Cheap Adult Toys

Pretty lights; sweet, crispy deep-fried dough; the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape with your life — there’s just something magical about carnivals. So, to celebrate 11 years of sex toy blogging, I decided to throw a DILDO CARNIVAL! Where instead of winning a lousy stuffed animal you didn’t really want anyway, you can win a fancy sex toy of your choice. Plug In Vibrators


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The Bullet has earned its reputation for good reason: It's small enough to tuck into a pocket and take anywhere (making it a great option for globe-trotting couples), and it only costs $16 (but is made by one of the highest-quality sex-toy companies in the game, Jimmyjane). Opting for the Bullet is like getting your socks from Ralph Lauren. Sure, you could grab some from Hanes, but the few dollars extra is worth the added comfort. Adult Toy Chest
Straight couples that become more comfortable introducing sex toys into the bedroom may be interested in experimenting with role reversal using a strap-on harness. Strap-on pleasure can typically be one-sided; however, the Cheakson adjustable strap-on features an internal dildo for dual pleasure. The harness is also adjustable for better fit and comfort. Vibrator Womens
The Eva is the first hands-free vibrator that works without being strapped on or tucked into lingerie. Instead, you tuck the arms under your labia and position the motor over your clit. 💥Wearable orgasm on the wings of the Eva, y'all.💥 Rechargeable via USB (you know, in case you need to put your 50,000 iPhone USB bricks to good use), waterproof, and so cute you could probs throw it on your desk at work and get away with telling people it's a paperweight from the MoMA store or something. (Not that that should actually matter when choosing a sex toy, but I feel like caring about the #aesthetics of your orgasm is something pertinent to making sure you are truly living Your Best Life™.) Dildos With Suction Cups
When my female friends tell me they have trouble orgasming during penetrative sex, I always ask them the same question: have you tried using a vibrator? In most cases, they haven't. Many of them seem surprised that using a vibrator during heterosexual sex is even an option. Won't it be weird for the guy? Won't it get in the way? Nope. Especially not if you're talking about luxury couples sex toys.
While this wand might look a bit strange, the curved handle is actually expertly designed for optimal comfort during use. It's smaller than typical wands, (at 8.25 inches, it's even smaller than the 10 inch Le Wand Petite), which makes it perfect for traveling. The handle makes it seamless to use with the head pointed up (partner play) or down (using it solo). 
A classic sex toy, dildos offer sexual pleasure through penetration of the vagina or anus. Keep in mind that not all dildos are meant for anal pleasure; make sure the toy features a flared base to keep the toy safely secured. Dildos come in all sizes, from average length to length that is much, much longer. If this is your first time getting a dildo, then you would most likely be better off getting a smaller dildo to start, unless you have sexual experience and you’re certain that you want something larger. Spencer’s also offers suction cup dildos, so that they can stick to smooth, solid surfaces—so you can make your shower much steamier.  Or, if you want something similar to human anatomy, then our wide selection of realistic dildos may just be exactly what you’re looking for.
After Nelson Mandela backed the anti-discrimination law that legalised sex toys,[8] "Adult World" was established in 1994 as South Africa's first sex shop. Adult World came to operate a total of 52 shops within South Africa and 15 shops in Australia.[9] Many religious Christian communities believed that the use of these adult lifestyle centres would lead to higher crime rates and attempted to organise mass demonstrations at their opening to force the closure of Adult World.[10] Sex Toy Sites

Above all, you should remember that your sexual health and wellness must always come first! Some sex toys cannot be cleaned with soap and water, which is why our anti-bacterial cleaner is a must after any bedroom play. You should be cleaning your intimate products after every use, whether that means spraying your dildo with cleaner or using refreshing powder on your stroker or Fleshlight. It could even be as simple as using condoms on your toys when sharing them with partners, or even just to protect its surface. And for those of you who want to practice safe oral sex, our flavored condoms will make the experience much tastier. Strap On For Men
Shin Takagi, founder of the company Trottla, manufactures lifelike child sex dolls in the belief that doing so provides a safe and legal outlet for men expressing pedophilic desires.[7][8] This has been disputed by paraphilia researcher Dr. Peter J. Fagan, who argues that contact with the products would likely have a reinforcing effect, increasing the risk of pedophilic action being taken.[8] Since 2013, Australian officials have confiscated imported shipments of juvenile sex dolls legally classified as child exploitation material.[9]
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Straight couples that become more comfortable introducing sex toys into the bedroom may be interested in experimenting with role reversal using a strap-on harness. Strap-on pleasure can typically be one-sided; however, the Cheakson adjustable strap-on features an internal dildo for dual pleasure. The harness is also adjustable for better fit and comfort.
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Interestingly, the vibrating piece that stays hooked inside felt better for my guy than it did for me. Because I felt it moving in and out, and I couldn't feel his shaft in the same way, it made me a little dry and uncomfortable — but he got both the sensation of being in an even smaller space, and having strong vibrations on his shaft. While I was impressed that he liked it so much, I felt distinctly frustrated with how the We-Vibe was missing all my magic spots, and ended up taking it out after a few minutes every time I tried to use it.
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What would a carnival be without attractions? This year, in addition to the giveaway widget below, I’ll be running an array of mini giveaways on social media! These attractions will be unveiled and updated here as the giveaway goes on. Stay in-the-know with this handy Google Calendar listing all the attractions, and/or follow me on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook.
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What would a carnival be without attractions? This year, in addition to the giveaway widget below, I’ll be running an array of mini giveaways on social media! These attractions will be unveiled and updated here as the giveaway goes on. Stay in-the-know with this handy Google Calendar listing all the attractions, and/or follow me on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. Jackrabbit Dildo
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Edible markers are great fun when it comes to enjoying sex. Have an erogenous zone you’d like her to explore? Circle the zone and have her lick the flavored marker off of your naked body! No matter how you choose to express yourself with these play pens, you’re going to have some fun. In the pack, customers will receive: red (strawberry), green (green apple), blue (blue raspberry) and magenta (cherry). Best Bullet Vibrators


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The Eva is the first hands-free vibrator that works without being strapped on or tucked into lingerie. Instead, you tuck the arms under your labia and position the motor over your clit. 💥Wearable orgasm on the wings of the Eva, y'all.💥 Rechargeable via USB (you know, in case you need to put your 50,000 iPhone USB bricks to good use), waterproof, and so cute you could probs throw it on your desk at work and get away with telling people it's a paperweight from the MoMA store or something. (Not that that should actually matter when choosing a sex toy, but I feel like caring about the #aesthetics of your orgasm is something pertinent to making sure you are truly living Your Best Life™.) Dildos With Suction Cups

Added bonus: It can be controlled by an app on your phone. This makes it pretty ideal for long-distance relationships (talk about taking sexting to another level), but that doesn’t mean couples who get tons of face-to-face time can’t enjoy it, too. You and your partner can download the free We-Vibe Sync app and connect your toy to it by inputting the serial number. You can then invite each other to “connect” on the app and sync up. We’ll let you take it from there. Play Sex Toys
The etymology of the word dildo is unclear. The Oxford English Dictionary (OED) describes the word as being of "origin unknown".[3] One theory is that it originally referred to the phallus-shaped peg used to lock an oar in position on a dory (small boat). It would be inserted into a hole on the side of the boat, and is very similar in shape to the modern toy. The sex toy might take its name from this sailing tool, which also lends its name to the town of Dildo and the nearby Dildo Island in Newfoundland, Canada. Others suggest the word is a corruption of Italian diletto "delight".[4]
In July 1998, Adult World opened their largest adult lifestyle shop in Parow, Cape Town which they named "Adult World Warehouse". The adult movie star Christi Lake attended the opening of the shop where a protest march of over 500 people brought traffic to a standstill. During the next couple of days the protesters held placards which proclaimed "Real men don't need pornography" and "Protect our people from banned pornography". When the shop was opened it was found that 70% of the customer base were women who wished to learn more about adult lifestyle products.[11]

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