In this carnival, I’m giving away the best sex toys on earth — as judged by my discerning genitals. I’ve got everything from vibrators to dildos to butt stuff to penis toys to harnesses to gender products, plus gift cards for the indecisive and a porn membership for the pervs! There are even a bunch of “winner’s choice” prizes, where you can win any sex toy you desire from the catalogs of Womanizer, Vixen Creations, New York Toy Collective, and Split Peaches. [Skip straight to the giveaway widget here.]
The Ina Wave is like the hoverboard of rabbit vibrators. Not only does it feature two powerful motors (one to hug your clitoris, and one to stimulate you inside), the internal component can actually move up and down. They say the sensation simulates your partner's fingers moving inside you, but considering the Ina Wave can go for two hours without getting a wrist cramp, we'd say it's better. It's also fully waterproof, rechargeable, and features ten different settings. 

If your partner has a penis, this aptly-named "Clone-A-Willy" lets you create a silicone mold of it — one that vibrates. Ideal for couples in long-distance relationships, the toy comes in a variety of skin tones, so you can get as realistic as you'd like. (You also have the option to make it neon pink and glow-in-the-dark, which…yes.) If creating a penis clone sounds daunting, fear not: According to customer reviews, the Clone-A-Willy comes with detailed and easy to follow instructions. Big Vibrator
Strap ons are another example of a versatile; whether you have a vagina or a penis, there are styles made to fit any sexual need. Strap ons meant for penises are hollow on the inside, allowing for you to slip into it in order to pleasure your partner. So even if you have a penis, you can still pleasure your lover with a strap on vaginally or anally. Others are strapless, and stay in place by being inserted into the vagina, while the other end is inserted vaginally or anally. Essentially, strap on dildos can be used regardless of the sex of you and your lover, which is why they’re such a popular choice in the world of sex toys.
From veiny and realistic to nubby and glass, we have every dildo you can possibly imagine! Thrust, ride, and gyrate your way to a more satisfying orgasm using one of our pleasurable dongs. Whether you are looking for a real-feel toy to keep you company or a tantalizingly textured penis sex toy that can satisfy you in ways you have never known, you can find it here. We also offer a variety of hollow, curved, and vibrating strap on dildos for men and women to give you the most thrilling sexual experience ever!
Until recently, many Southern and some Great Plains states banned the sale of sex toys completely, either directly or through laws regulating "obscene devices".[25] In 1999, William H. Pryor, Jr., an assistant attorney general in Alabama commenting on a case involving sex toys and discussing to what end the devices are used, was quoted as saying there is no "fundamental right for a person to buy a device to produce orgasm". A federal appeals court upheld Alabama's law prohibiting the sale of sex toys on Valentine's Day, 2007.[26]
Discreet yet anything but boring, the Ohmibod Club Vibe 2 is your answer to racy fun in public or private. The lacy panties are designed to hold the Vibe 2 in the lining, while a partner controls the remote from up to 20 feet away. The vibrator measures approximately two inches wide and four inches long, and has 5 different speeds so that her pleasure can be increased one notch at a time.
According to some, the G-spot orgasm is the ultimate compared to clitoral stimulation. That's debatable, but let’s just go with the theory here. If so, then the Fun Toy G-Vibe is the Holy Grail. This hypoallergenic silicone vibrator has two wings on the end that extend and stretch for stimulation inside. It’s got six vibration modes in the tips of the wings. Best part? It works with your girl’s body — and though it may look intimidating, it’s a very approachable toy. 
The first dildos were made of stone, tar, wood and other materials that could be shaped as penises and that were firm enough to be used as penetrative sex toys. Scientists believe that a 20-centimeter siltstone phallus from the Upper Palaeolithic period 30,000 years ago, found in Hohle Fels Cave near Ulm, Germany, may have been used as a dildo.[10] Dildo-like breadsticks, known as olisbokollikes (sing. olisbokollix),[11] were known in Ancient Greece prior to the 5th century BC.[12] Chinese women in the 15th century used dildos made of lacquered wood with textured surfaces. Nashe's early-1590s work The Choice of Valentines mentions a dildo made from glass.[13]
For our more experienced players, Spencer’s offers extra-large dildos to satisfy to your largest of cravings. We offer a selection of dildos that are as long as 10 or 11 inches, all featuring different styles like realistic looks, double-penetrating, and ones made of glass. If you’re serious about using one of these for the first time, then we definitely recommend using plenty of lubrication. And if you intend on using an anal dildo, then you should absolutely use lubrication, regardless of the dildos size. Keep in mind that silicone lube should never be used with sex toys made of silicone, so if you’re unsure of what your toy is made of, then water-based lubricant would be your best bet.   Sex Toyes
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